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Tales "Turnip" and "Kolobok" are familiar to us from childhood. Now we will try to remember them, but we will do it "in an adult way." Interesting scenes with all familiar heroes will decorate any holiday and amuse all guests.
Try these tales of rework for the drunk company by roles!
Merry tale "Turnip" for adult holidays
First you need to choose seven people who will participate in the scene. We need one presenter.
Participants should learn their roles, but don't be discouraged - the words are very simple and easy to remember. Guests of almost any age category can participate in the scene.
The leader must say the name of the hero, and he, in turn, his own words. In this competition, participants can sit at a table. The exception is the turnip, which should be located on a chair and constantly do something.
During the scene, the presenter should not be silent, but, if possible, comment on what is happening.
The stage requires musical accompaniment. It is advisable to choose Russian folk music. If you wish, you can give prizes to the best actors.
Turnip - Hey, man, remove the handles, I'm still underage!
Grandfather - Oh, my health has already become bad.
There will be a booze now!
Baba - Something my grandfather has ceased to satisfy me.
Granddaughter - I'm almost ready!
Hey, grandfather, grandma, I'm late, my friends are waiting for me!
Bug - Are you calling me a bug again? I'm actually a bug!
This is not my job!
Cat - what is the dog doing on the playground? I will feel bad now - I have an allergy!
Mouse - Maybe we'll have a drink?
Modern fairy tale "Kolobok" for a fun company
What other tales by roles are there for a drunk company? This tale should also involve about seven participants. Accordingly, you need to choose actors who will play the roles of grandmother, grandfather, hare, fox, kolobok, wolf, and also a bear.
Grandfather and grandmother had no children. They were completely disappointed, but their whole life was changed by the bun. He became their salvation and hope - they doted in him.
For example:
The grandfather and grandmother were already tired of waiting for the kolobok and constantly looked into the distance, hoping for his return, but he was never there.
The moral of this fable is as follows: You should not rely on the love of a kolobok, but rather have your own children.
A funny tale for active guests of the celebration
We choose five actors who will play the role of a chicken, a king, a bunny, a fox and a butterfly. The presenter should read the text:
“The fairy-tale kingdom was ruled by an optimist king. He decided to take a walk in a beautiful park and jumped up all the way, waving his arms.
The king was very joyful and saw beautiful butterfly... He decided to catch her, and the butterfly only mocked him - and screamed obscene words, and twisted faces, and showed her tongue.
Well, then the butterfly got tired of mocking the king, and flew into the forest. The king was not very offended, but only more amused and began to laugh.
The cheerful king did not expect that a hare would appear in front of him and was frightened, having got into the pose of an ostrich. Bunny did not understand why the king was standing in such an inappropriate position - and he was frightened himself. There is a bunny, legs trembling - and screams in an inhuman voice, asks for help.
At this time, the proud fox returned to work. The beauty worked at a poultry farm and carried a chicken home. As soon as she saw the bunny and the king, she was frightened. The chicken did not lose the moment and jumped out, hitting the fox on the back of the head.
The chicken turned out to be very lively and first of all pecked the king. The king straightened up in surprise and took a normal position. The bunny became even more scared, and she jumped onto the arms to the fox, taking her by the ears. Lisa realized what to do with legs - and ran.
The king looked around, laughed and decided to continue on his way with the chicken. They grabbed the handles and walked towards the castle. Nobody knows what will happen next with the chicken, but the king will definitely treat her to delicious champagne, like all the other guests of the celebration. "
The presenter invites the audience to pour glasses and drink to the king and chicken.
A funny fairy tale for a company of adults
First of all, you need to pick up heroes. Both animate and inanimate objects will take part in this tale.
It is required to select heroes for the role of a kitten and magpie. You need to choose guests who will play the role of the sun, wind, paper and the porch.
Participants must portray what their hero needs to do.
“The little kitten went out for a walk. It was warm and the sun was shining, giving everyone its rays. The cute kitten lay down on the porch and began to look at the sun, constantly squinting.
Suddenly talkative magpies sat down on the fence in front of him. They argued about something and conducted a very loud dialogue. The kitten became interested, so he began to crawl carefully to the fence. The magpies did not pay any attention to the baby and continued to rattle.
The kitten almost got to its target and jumped, and the birds flew away. Nothing came of the kid, and he began to look around, hoping to find another hobby.
A light breeze began to blow in the street - and the kitten drew attention to a piece of paper that rustled. The kitten decided not to waste the moment and pounced on its target. After scratching it a little and biting it, he realized that he was not interested in a simple sheet of paper - and let him go. The paper flew further, and from where a rooster suddenly appeared.
The rooster was very proud and raised its head high. The bird stopped and crowed. Then hens came running to the rooster and surrounded him from all sides. The kitten realized that he had finally found something to entertain himself with.
Without hesitation, he rushed to the chickens and took one of them by the tail. The bird did not allow itself to be offended and pecked painfully. The animal was very scared and began to run away. However, everything was not so simple - a neighbor's puppy was already waiting for him.
A small dog started jumping on the kitten and wanted to bite. The kitten realized that it was necessary to return home and painfully hit the dog with his nails. The puppy got scared and missed the kitten. It was then that the kitten realized that he was a winner, even if he was wounded.
Returning to the porch, the kitten began to lick the wound left by the chicken, and then stretched out to sleep. The kitten had strange dreams - and all the time he twitched his paws in his sleep. This is how the kitten got to know the street for the first time. "
The stage ends with thunderous applause from the guests. If you wish, you can award the most artistic actor with a prize.
Interesting scene for birthday and other adult holidays
I knew that Kudryavtsev had not forgotten my shot and did not trust me. Despite the fact that we spent the night in secret, he is wary of me. He could not trust an intelligent young man who knew nothing about the war.
Until I met Kudryavtsev, I did not know that I was such a bad soldier. After all, I could not even wrap the footcloths normally and sometimes, when I was told "to the left", I turned in the opposite direction. Besides, I was not at all friends with the shovel.
Kudryavtsev did not understand me when reading any news, I commented on it and released spatial comments. At that time, I was not yet a member of the party - and Kudryavtsev already then for some reason expected some kind of trick from me.
Very often I caught his eye on myself. What did I see in his gaze? Probably that I am untrained and inexperienced, but he forgives me for now, but one more mistake - and he will kill me! I wanted to get better and made a promise to myself that I would definitely be a disciplined soldier and learn everything that was necessary. I had the opportunity to show all my abilities in practice.
We were sent to guard the bridge, which was often fired upon. A lot of reinforcements and literature were constantly going to the place of work ...
My job was to check the passes of people who were crossing the bridge. Whites often opened fire on the post where I was. The shells hit the water and sprayed me. The shells were falling near me, and the bridge was already destroyed. Any minute could be the last for me, but I gave myself a condition that I would not leave the bridge anyway.
How did I feel? I did not feel fear - I was already ready to die. I saw beautiful landscapes in the distance, but they did not please me. I felt that I would not leave this post. However, one thought made me stand further - Kudryavtsev sees me and approves of my actions.
It seemed to me that I had been at this post for several hours, but in fact, only a few minutes - as long as it took Kudryavtsev to reach me. I did not understand what Kudryavtsev needed from me. Then he pulled me hard by the belt, and I came to myself.
- Quickly left here! The man said.
As soon as we left the bridge, a strong shell hit him.
- See what's going on? Why were you standing there? You could have killed me too!
I sighed, but Kudryavtsev did not finish.
- However, you are still a fine fellow, as you showed that you know the charter and were indestructible. You should be commended. But even if this is a matter of the past, I would like you to use your brains. The bridge was destroyed long ago, why were you standing there? What was the point in that? Was everyone ready to check the passes? If you were smarter, and did not go to the post yourself, I would not punish you!
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What holiday is the most dear and close for each of us? Not no New Year! That's right, birthday! We bring to your attention cool scenes for the woman's birthday at the table. Take a close look at the exclusive selection of congratulatory scenes.
In the circle of relatives, relatives and friends, you can have a fun and extraordinary holiday, congratulate the birthday girl in an unusual way and amuse all the guests!
In this article, you will find small new scenes that can be proposed, including as an impromptu.
During the presentation, you can improvise, add something of your own, new. The main thing is that everyone will be interesting and fun!
Cool scene-congratulations on the birthday of the woman at the table "Pleasant surprise"
Characters:
- A man (husband, friend) is any prepared guest. He should only know the beginning of the scene.
- Painter. Dressed in a special uniform, in his hands a deep bucket, a wide brush. On his head is a hat made of newspaper. In his hands he holds an invoice with a seal and signature. There are rose petals in the bucket, but no one should see this. You can use a bucket with a lid.
During the celebration, when all the guests have been sitting at the table for a long time, the first glasses of the birthday girl's health have been drunk, a rude and persistent knock is heard at the door.
One of the guests (husband, friend) picks up and goes to the door with the words: What is happening there? I'll go open it!
Returns, arguing with the painter.
The man: What do you allow yourself, honestly? Can't you see that you made the wrong door?
Painter rude: Man, don't bother me to work, please! You see, I have a stamped invoice. Everything is as it should be. Your address is written here. My task is to paint furniture! They gave me the inventory: a bucket of varnish, a brush ... (walks around and imitates painting).
The man: Stop this disgrace immediately! Do you see how many people are gathered here? Our birthday girl has a birthday today, by the way ...
Painter: What am I? Congratulations, dear woman. But my job won't stand. Excuse me!
The man: And I said - stop it immediately!
The painter, waving him off, like paints on the side of the birthday girl. But so that she could see him.
The man in anger begins to snatch the bucket from the painter. They are almost fighting for inventory.
The man: That’s crazy! Give it up immediately! Stop being ugly!
Painter: Ah well? Give it up? Yes please!
The painter swings the bucket over the birthday girl's head, as if pouring out the contents. And rose petals are falling from the bucket!
All in unison clap their hands and shout: Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!
The song by A. Pugacheva "Once upon a time there was an artist alone ..." sounds. All the guests at the table take out the roses hidden earlier (by flower) and hand them over to the birthday girl.
Make sure that the number of roses in the bouquet is not even.
Chanting scene at the festive table "Wish for a hearty life"
The host gives the task to all guests to closely monitor the chant. And as soon as the presenter gives the go-ahead to the men, they should shout loudly and amicably: "Beer with kvass!" If the presenter waves to the women, then they should shout just as loudly and amicably: "Bread and butter!"
Leading:
Birthday today
We all gathered together,
To congratulate you again
We got drunk in earnest!
We are all friendly to you, together,
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts.
Both the car and the estate ...
(waves first to women, then to men)
Women: Bread and butter!
Men: Beer with kvass!
Leading:
We wish you love too!
So that they love you all year
On the hands to wear
And we also wish in a bass ... (waves first to men, and then to women)
Men: Beer with kvass!
Women: Bread and butter!
Leading:
So that you fight back all year
From annoying banknotes!
And so that they do not end,
All year round, all year round!
Catch up, attack,
They give everyone good!
Well, and we wish at once:
Women: Bread and butter!
Men: Beer with kvass!
Leading:
So that in the evening at work,
You found yourself being cared for
Lie by the TV
And count the whole salary!
So that the numbers do not converge!
So that the neighbors are surprised
And they asked you for an hour:
There is in the kitchen ... (wave to the men)
Men: Beer with kvass!
Leading: We will sit for a while ... (wave to the women),
Women: Bread and butter!
Leading: Let's eat!
Leading: We talked about food and drink so many times in this chant that it's time to raise another toast to our birthday girl and have a proper snack and drink!
Cheerful role-playing scene "Turnip"
Everyone is sitting in their places. The presenter puts a bottle of cognac in the middle of the table, closer to the first participant. Then you will need a large bottle of champagne.
Leading: And now, friends, let's remember the Russian folk tale about the turnip. And at the same time, let's play it! Do you agree? And so, let's assign roles.
Props: a hat with earflaps for a grandfather, a headscarf for a granddaughter, a headband with pigtails for a granddaughter, a collar and a leash for a dog Bug, a headband with ears for a cat. Draw the antennae and the mouse nose for the mouse.
The trick is that roles are given to everyone in a row, starting from the first participant. So, for example, a man can be a grandmother, and a large woman can be a mouse.
Leading: Grandfather planted a turnip.
Grandfather puts down a small bottle of brandy and examines it.
The turnip has grown big, very big!
The host changes for a large bottle of champagne.
Pulls-pulls, cannot pull. Grandfather called grandmother.
The grandfather waves his hand and the neighbor, playing the role of the grandmother, grabs him by the belt.
They pull, pull, they cannot pull. Grandma called Granddaughter.
They pull-patyat, they cannot pull! The granddaughter called Bug.
They pull, pull, they cannot pull. Beetle called the cat.
They pull, pull, they cannot pull. The cat called the mouse. Pull-pull ... Pull!
Grandfather takes the bottle.
Leading: Eh, no! Did you think everything was so easy? Now let's show the same fairy tale to our viewers with different emotions. So, grandfather, you are constantly confused. Grandma, you have no time, you are always in a hurry. Granddaughter, you are lazy and adorable. Bug, you try to steal something all the time! Cat, you are a white-handed and intelligent. You don't want to get your paws dirty. Well, and you are a mouse - an alarmist! You're the only one allowed to yell at the end of the scene!
The presenter tells the tale again. The heroes include the given emotions, making the guests laugh. And the last cry of the mouse will cause everyone to laugh!
At the end, champagne is poured into glasses. The presenter says a toast that the heroes of the fairy tale wish the birthday girl to experience certain emotions in the right time and for the right reason, but not like in this funny tale!
Mini scene-competition for a small company "Merry Orchestra"
You need to record a small potpourri of country songs:
- Piano Pete - Red Wing (Country music 2018)
- Sterling Blythe - Foolish Tears (Country music 2018)
- Rich Owen and Michael Bloom - The Kiss of Death (Country 2018)
- Piano Pete - School Days (Country 2018)
- PErin Bonnie - Can't Bottle Me Up (Country 2019)
Give guests cowboy hats and toy instruments (you can paint on cardboard): piano, guitar, drum sticks, mandolin, trumpet, bell, and so on.
As soon as the music sounds, everyone is involved in the game and emotionally depicts playing their instruments.
And a microphone is also given separately. He starts visiting guests completely involuntarily. And at that moment, when someone's singing is heard in the medley, the one who has the microphone in his hands instantly turns into a famous performer!
This guest gets up, puts on a cowboy hat and begins to actively pretend to be singing! If the singing is portrayed by a man, and the voice of a woman will sound in the song, it will be funnier.
The main thing is to get into the role! The microphone continues to walk around free guests. All repeats. Whoever has a microphone in his hands at the beginning of the song turns into a famous performer.
Musical scene at the table "Someone has come down from the hill" in a new way
All guests are divided into roles and groups: girlfriends, birthday girl, presenter, husband or friend of the birthday girl, older sister or mother-in-law, best friend, male friends, other guests.
They are given prepared lyrics. For a musical scene you need a live performance (button accordion, accordion, guitar, etc.) or a backing track of the song "Someone has come down from the hill."
Groups sing verses at the command of the leader. The host has a script and he sees who will sing for whom.
To play up the scene, the girlfriends are given a cellophane bag and an empty bottle, on which they will beat with a fork.
For a group of guests, flowers are given to wave. One of the team gets a drawn duck. It will be funnier if it is a rubber toy that also quacks.
Mom or mother-in-law is given a brick. She will also present him according to the plot of the song.
Nobody knows the text, it will be almost impromptu. Verses are readable from sight.
Girlfriends:
Someone came down from the hill,
In a hurry for his birthday.
In his hands he carries two packages (Shur-Shur),
And in them the bottle rings. (Dzin!)
Birthday girl:
Walking awkwardly.
And bowing his head strongly.
And it smells, smells strongly of vodka! (Oh no no no)
Oh, he will not reach me!
Guests:
The trees were blooming all around (Waving flowers)
And the birds started their nests. (Quack quack!)
He's in a hurry for your birthday.
But if only the legs were brought.
Leading:
Carries one flower in his hands.
The bouquet was lost for a long time!
Almost got there! Doesn't see the door. (A door)
And then it breaks through the window! (two are holding hands)
Mum: (mother-in-law, older friend or sister)
The tie was untied on him,
But everything is not for the family!
Why did you come to us for the holiday?
And made a face with a brick? (Shows a brick)
Husband (friend):
I wish, dear, such
You will live a hundred more years!
Why don't you shout "bitterly"?
Wow, how hot it would be! (rushes to kiss)
Friends:
We barely dragged him away!
And tore it off the shoulder!
If he could, he married again!
That's how hot his blood is!
Scene for a woman's birthday: video
And in order to consolidate a good mood and further liberate the already dispersed, in a good sense of the word, guests, we bring to your attention this video.
You can fully take it into service, or you can come up with something of your own based on this scene.
Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song of Igor Nikolaev. And a very funny event, especially when you spent very little time preparing it. Amusing performances and mini-scenes for your birthday will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared by you.
Types of performances and mini-scenes for the birthday of a man or a woman
There are a great many humorous games and contests. No need to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. It is enough to go to the Internet, to holiday sites where you can choose what you like. Our comic sketches are suitable for an anniversary and for any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing the scenes as the event progresses.
Let's remember that any holiday has:
- introductory part (arrival of guests)
- official part of the party (congratulations, gifts)
- intermission part (dancing, entertainment)
It follows from this that the selection of funny scenes and performances should be based on this order.
Birthday productions and sketches for the introductory part of the holiday
Even meeting guests can be fun. Let us recall such an example as the meeting with “Bread, Salt”. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.
Birthday script "Meeting with guests"
The owner or hostess, or better with the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greets the guest at the door, reading greetings:
Meeting guests with "Bread and Salt"
We don't miss today
We dance and sing
We celebrate the holiday today
And we invite guests to our place!
Hello, invited guests!
Hello, welcome guests!
We wish you health
We offer you some tea!
Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next one with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests from such a meeting! Honestly, boring waiting for everyone to get together will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. And you can also ask the newcomer to tell an interesting rhyme or dance a dance and only after that take him to the cheerful company of those who meet him.
Of course, I would like to remind you of a funny script, a wonderful, gypsy production "Meeting a guest dear"
To do this, you need to prepare in advance colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine (musical instruments can be cut out of cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask, hats, thereby arranging from the meeting of guests, a whole show with dances, dressing up and involving newcomers in your performance.
See all friends, 
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to us,
Pour him with a mountain!
Let's sing and dance
The holiday is fun to celebrate!
Came to us, came to us,
Our dear friend, do-o-roy
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!
I want to say that using the templates for meeting guests that we have given you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.
And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official part of our celebration. The guests sit decorously at the tables, occasionally getting up, announce toasts, give gifts. I think this is the most "boring" pastime. This is where it’s time to shake things up. A small musical scene with the participation of guests will be what you need.
Short skits and productions for the official drinking part
I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with minimum amount participants (from 1 to 3 people), since most of the guests are not yet ready for active action, basically everyone is passive.
A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on changing clothes, for example:
- to Serduchka
- to Alla Pugacheva
- the gypsy
Guests at the party
Do not forget, for such scenes you need to prepare props, as well as musical accompaniment
But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary will bring freshness and revitalization to the holiday atmosphere.
Another option is to rent a special joke - costumes for such performances. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. He will definitely surprise your guests and save you a lot of trouble.
The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one scene (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.
Birthday script for the intermission part
Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, breathed fresh air, it is time for funny mini-scenes for the birthday, for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with the guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Don't forget to film this “fun fun” with your camera. Subsequently, having made a video, you can enjoy with friends the memories of your holiday.
As we have already said, there are a lot of scenarios, fairy tales and scenes on the Internet, take your pick, I don't want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly the characters, the more interesting. Let's give an example of a fairy tale familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini-scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.
Contact scene "Turnip" for birthday
Fairy tale "Turnip" in action
Leading:
- Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a story
About how my grandfather planted a turnip,
Yes, I almost tore my stomach.
This tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all we need a "Turnip", it must be big - big (chooses the biggest guest. You can put a rim with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier, the pot is a small flower)
- Here it is, feed Turnip! And now a grandfather is needed, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat, beard).
- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother, using a woman's table. Props - an apron, glasses, rolling pin).
- Well, people, listen to what was the turnover. Here the grandfather walks, though old, but a fine fellow, with a beard a rogue. But there is one problem, he is lazy. Comes out in the morning, one balalaika is dear to him. Sits on the heap all day, but spits on the fence. (At this time, the guest performs movements: stroking his beard, playing the balalaika, spitting).
- And here the grandmother sailed, young at heart, and in appearance - a hag He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).
Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will masterfully repeat them with expression and gestures)
Grandma: - Why are you sitting grandfather, nothing to do?
Grandfather: - And I'm too lazy, your leg in the fence
Grandma: - Come on old stump, go plant a turnip, increase my wealth.
Host: - Eh, my grandfather got up and went to plant a turnip. He came, planted it in the ground, poured it on top, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions in the text).
Host: - Imagine friends, so the whole summer has passed! The sun is shining, it is raining, our beautiful turnip is growing, and my grandfather is sitting on a balalaika playing and not blowing his mustache. Grandma came again, angry, angry, she creaks her teeth, cracks her bones, swears!
Grandma: - Th you, the old stump is sitting again, you are looking at me, you better go and look at the turnip.
Host: - The grandfather got up, shook himself, turned his beard and went to the garden to look at his turnip. Lo and behold, she is big, round and large, she does not want to climb out in the ground. He jumped around, but let's shout, call for help.
Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!
Host: - Here and the grandmother comes, carries her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:
Grandma: - This turnip! (grandmother throws up her hands in surprise)
The presenter addresses the guests: - Do not pull out the turnip. Whom should I call?
Guests: - Granddaughter
Host: - That's right, granddaughter. And here the granddaughter walks, shaking her mane, here she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the play, a younger girl will suit her well. Props - a wig with bows or braids).
Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you want?
Grandfather and a woman: - Help pull out the turnip.
Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?
Grandfather and woman: - We will.
Host: - the granddaughter came closer, but how she squealed:
Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!
Leading: - Do not pull out three of us. Who else should I call?
Guests: - Bug!
Host: - That's right, Bug! Here she is waving her tail, there is no more beautiful.
(props - a bezel with dog ears)
Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you want?
Grandfather and woman: - Help pull out the turnip.
Bug: - Will you give me a bone?
Grandfather and woman: - We will.
Host: - Bug came closer, but threw up her hands.
Bug: - This is Turnip!
Host: - Can't get it out, who else should I call?
Guests: - A cat.
Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very cute. Here she goes, purrs, and sings. (Props - headband with cat ears)
Cat: - Meow-meow, mur-mur. And here I am, all good. Hello, what do you want?
Grandfather and a woman: - Pull the turnip out.
Cat: - Will you give milk with sour cream?
Grandfather and woman: - We will.
Host: - The cat came closer, purred to itself:
Cat: - This is a turnip!
Host: - Yes, that's the case, even the cat did not help. The whole family decided to go home, have lunch, sleep, and lie down on the sides. Like, we will gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside.)
- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a little mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday man)
- The mouse saw a turnip, as it squeaked:
Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.
Host: She took the mouse a turnip in her arms, pulled it into her burrow (takes the mouse aside).
- And the whole family returned to the garden and sees that there is no turnip.
All the actors together: - And where is the turnip?
Host: - Yes, it's too late ... oh, you overslept, you turnip. You cannot easily pull a turnip out of the garden. Yes, yes ... But there is no morality, if only there was a delicious dinner. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share her turnip. (A mouse comes out, takes out a turnip). That's the end of the fairy tale, but who was listening well!
With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo session.
I think dear friends, you liked our script, drinking games and scenes. In the future, we will post a lot more interesting things on this topic. I would like to say only one thing, massive games, sketches for birthday greetings, will only add positive to your holiday.
Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with a bow and arrow come out to do their work. An unusual scene where the participants need to go down to the auditorium.
The plot is this: the girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to expel the men into the auditorium and heartily enjoy the scene.
This scene can be staged on March 8th and at a bachelorette party. The plot has already been revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends... Everything, of course, with humor.
Scene for March 8 in which men make fun of typical female things. This scene will well dilute the concert dedicated to the International women's day.
It is difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone solves the most difficult task - what to give ?! This is what we joke about in this scene.
This scene can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate party of a beauty salon or store. After all, everyone wants to laugh at the stereotypical approaches to female beauty.
Imagine car designers have finally decided to create a purely feminine car. Yes, and give it to women on March 8th. You yourself understand that this scene is very funny.
Scene for Birthday or Anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. The birthday boy is happy and the guests are amused.
Another humorous scene on the topic of finding a birthday present. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems to be not solvable at all. In this plot, both the guests and the birthday man recognize themselves.
By the way, this scene is also suitable for the anniversary. Five to 10 people can take part in it. The more - the more fun the scene will be.
Scenes about school, study
By the name of the scene, it is already clear that it is the most school one. The plot is as follows: the headmaster of the school convenes a meeting to prepare the educational institution for the arrival of a strict check.
It is always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty, fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you get a good scene for a school concert.
We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This scene will organically look in a concert on the occasion of the last bell or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.
Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov gave up his television programs and began to work as a literature teacher. In the scene, we tried to show what his lesson would look like.
Imagine that because of the crisis, a summit of leaders of all countries of the world was decided to be held in one of the children's health camps. The scene is also good because it is massive, but everyone does not need to learn words.
New Year's scenes
A dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is this: Santa Claus reads the letters of children and is finally disappointed in them.
A script for a New Year's party for younger students. Jack Sparrow, a young hacker, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!
Scenes-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert, they will connect even the most motley numbers. Light, funny, New Year's jokes.
On New Year's holidays, anything can happen. The scene is about this: the artistic director arranges a scolding to the artists who performed at the children's New Year's parties. A scene in the spirit of Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.
New topical scenario for children's New Year's holiday. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier "Pyaterochka", Ded Moroz, Snegurochka, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new 2019 - Pig.
The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been moved to the walls of an ordinary office. The stage is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department was asked to stage a scene, take it and do not suffer.
The plot of the scene is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predictions of the new year for office employees. As you understand, all your intra-office joys and relevance can be woven into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!
Let's fast forward about three hundred years ago and imagine how in Russia they switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do it in the form of a funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.
Actual New Year's scene on a school theme. About how hard it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on the New Year theme.
The plot of the scene is as follows: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for the preparation of Santa Claus. How can they be without preparation ?! You can show such a scene both at KVN and at a New Year's concert.
Alteration fairy tales for a drunk company is a collection of interesting ideas for holidays such as New Year, birthday,
Every holiday, no matter state, generally accepted or personal, I would like to celebrate not only solemnly, but also unforgettably!
What is needed for this? In addition to a good and friendly company, a cheerful mood, of course ... Let's open little secret: you need a real fairy tale to come into your life on this day! Let it not be long, not forever! It is she who will make any celebration a miracle, a joyful event!
We bring to your attention a cycle of completely unusual, exclusive fairy tales-alterations for any occasion! Thanks to our funny and funny fairy tales, the holiday will forever remain in your memory!
Enjoy your celebration! Laugh and have fun for health! Let a fairy tale happen more often in your life, a real miracle happens!
You, your friends, colleagues or just guests will be able to discover the talents of real actors and sometimes even singers! With our funny alterations of famous fairy tales, the holidays will become even more expressive and brighter! And there are a huge number of these converted fairy tales in our selection. For every taste, as they say, and for any reason!
By the way, our fairy tales are not finicky in preparation either. You won't have to spend too much money on staging!
A fairy tale-alteration for a drunk company by roles about the frog princess
How do you want to have fun in a friendly, cheerful, and even more so not quite sober company! I would like to show all my acting talents, laugh with friends.
It is for such a party that our exclusive fairy tale-remake in a modern way of the famous folk tale "The Frog Princess" is intended.
Play heroes! Make a fairy tale come true! Show what you are capable of!
Characters:
- Leading;
- Father of sons. A well-dressed man.
- Eldest son;
- Middle son;
- Ivan the Fool;
Three girls-daughters-in-law: two women of fashion with artificial "charms". You can build up your breasts with balloons or other available means. Heels and short dresses. Aggressive make-up. The third girl in jeans and a blouse, shy.
Preliminary preparation:
- recording of erotic music;
- mop;
- notebook;
- stage furniture:
- father's office: table, chairs along the wall, folders, documents (for 1 scene);
- cafe: table, three chairs, laptop.
- for scene 3 in my father's office: instant coffee in a cup (not tasty), another coffee in a beautiful cup, hairdryer, sponge, Feri dishwashing liquid.
Important: All participants listen to the text and perform the actions of their characters. It is interesting to observe the plasticity of movements, the imagination in the performance of certain creative tasks.
Scene 1.
Father's office.
Leading: We all, dear friends, have known the fairy tale about the frog princess from childhood. We will not repeat it, it is boring, but we will not only tell you a completely new one, invented in a new way, but, of course, show.
So, I remember, it began with the words "in a certain kingdom, in a certain state." And this is how it begins ...
Either in the city, or in the village, there was only one businessman, or a representative of the middle class of entrepreneurship. And he had three sons: the elder, the middle and the younger Ivanushka the fool.
Somehow a parent calls them to a meeting and says:
Father: I have little time for you, my sons. I can't wait for foreign investors. And the task for you is this: find yourself a mate, but such that my business, being related to your betrothed, will replenish and grow! Clear? Recorded? Well, pull it back. Follow, then.
The sons leave.
Scene number 2.
Leading: And three brothers went: the elder, the middle and Ivanushka the fool to the nearest cafe to think about it. The elder ordered.
Eldest son: Two hundred grams of cognac!
Leading: Ordered the middle one.
Middle son: So three hundred grams of vodka!
Leading: And Ivanushka the Fool, which is simpler.
Ivan the Fool: And me a bottle of beer!
Leading: Since he never had more money. And while the elder brother and the average business plan on a laptop were being drawn up, Ivanushka the Fool ... well ... this ... came out of necessity. (exits)
And when the brothers returned, the business idea had already arisen. They went through all the social networks, re-read the questionnaires and already seen enough of the avatars. Ivanushka the fool only opened his mouth in surprise. His brothers have already begun to correspond in full. Marry the girls you like to call.
Older brother: Look, you fool, at my beauty. The business woman is called.
Leading: With pride the elder brother points at his chosen one. Her name is Angelica. She takes photographs, look how many of them she has!
And, really, Ivanushka the fool glanced at the page of that Angelica and giggled into his fist. Boobs are big, inflatable, teeth are not visible behind the lips, and eyelashes are such that, as in the song, it is sung: "Clap your eyelashes and take off." But her face was painted, it seemed a little familiar to Ivan. He did not begin to upset his elder brother with suspicions. And he nodded, they say, good!
Then the second brother pushes him in the side.
Middle-brother: Look at mine and wash yourself! You have never seen such a thing. Both rich and slim ...
Ivan the Fool: "But she's hardly smart."
Leading: Ivanushka the fool thought to himself. But again, he did not upset the middle brother. Again he agreed that the bride was what he needed.
And he himself looked around more closely. He sees the girl washes the floors. So small, fragile. And in her hands a mop is dancing a lamp. Here the fool's fantasy was played out! (erotic dance of a girl with a mop) One lovely sight! He went up to meet her. Yes, without thinking twice, and called in marriage. And the one to lose? The nonresident girl turned out to be. Masha's name. She turned pink on her cheeks, and agreed.
The elders laughed at the youngest, but they sent an SMS to his father.
Senior and middle read in chorus: Everything, as agreed. The father's commission has been fulfilled. Ready for marriage.
Received a message in response.
Father reads: Come today to my office at exactly 15.00 with your chosen ones.
Leading: And now the appointed hour comes. Drives up to his father's office.
The eldest son with his chosen one "leave", then the second brother with the girl. (cars in the first and second cases denote the steering wheel in the hands of one or another son)
A car arrives - BugattiVeyron 16.4 Supersport. And the eldest son and his bride come out of her. They walk up the steps, and the wind rises from the flap of her eyelashes. Lips when walking barely gather in a heap.
The next car drives up next - a Ferrari 599XX. From her on high heels, incessantly chatting, a girl jumps out, and behind her proudly falls out the middle son.
The very last on the minibus arrived Ivanushka the Fool with his simple girlfriend. They took hands and ran.
Scene 3.
The same father's office.
Leading: And now they are all sitting in the study of the great father. Either a businessman, or a representative of medium-sized businesses. He asks questions and assignments, and the children perform them.
The father of three sons looked closely at his daughters-in-law and said:
Father: Prepare for me, my dears, delicious coffee, yes, such as I have never drank.
Leading: And the chosen bride went to make coffee for him in turn.
The first bride to scream the eldest son already from the foster home. (the girl should yell loudly) It turned out that the coffee machine in the office broke down! And she herself does not know how to cook anything, not even coffee. So she screamed like crazy at the manager's secretary.
Father grinned and wrote something in his diary. And he sent a gesture to the second daughter-in-law for a drink. The one that has urine ran. I quickly boiled water in an electric kettle and threw in powdered coffee. And she returned to the office happy.
The father winced at the treat. Of course, he did not drink. Sent a third for coffee. How long or short it was for the third bride-in-law, but she returned with aromatic coffee, and such that everyone present also wanted to drink it! And while her father drank coffee with gusto, she and everyone else managed to make coffee according to her own recipe.
Father: Where do you know how to make such coffee?
Leading: A businessman father asks a simple girl.
Third daughter-in-law: So, how long have I been working in a cafe. I learned! And not only coffee, I can also boil eggs, and boil sausages, and even an omelet ...
Two brothers chorus: Omelet ?!
Leading: Father was surprised, admired. And he took something in the diary and wrote it down.
The second task was invented by a businessman. Imperceptibly he took the coffee that the second bride had prepared on his white office shirt and spilled it. (as if spilling)
Father: Ay-yay-yay, it's not good how ... How to wash off the stain? So that after a minute there was nothing on the shirt?
Leading: At first the first girl had to keep the answer.
First bride: What is there to think, but guess? Buy a new one and be done.
Leading: The businessman-leader frowned at such an answer. It is not in his rules to throw money out into the air.
He asked the second bride. She decided to tell fortunes ... and offered.
Second bride: And let's call the dry cleaner directly to the office?
Leading: Probably, so that they can clean it right on the head ...
Again the businessman did not like the answer. He furrowed his eyebrows and said.
Father: Well, your fools, honestly.
Leading: And he turned to the third bride. She took a pinch of salt, rubbed it a little, and then rubbed it with a clean sponge dipped in Feri. And so that everything dries quickly, I immediately dried it with a hairdryer. The shirt was as good as new! (all of the above does)
The father was surprised again, admired.
Father: How do you know all these tricks?
Third bride: We have white and white tablecloths in our cafe. And you have to wash them in different ways to get rid of any dirt.
Leading: And again the father-businessman wrote something down in his diary.
It's time for the third test. He began to ask the daughters-in-law questions. And listen carefully to the answers.
Father: Tell me, dear ones, in which mansions would you like to live and live?
Leading: What started here!
The first shouts: I want to live in the Canaries, give me a villa!
Leading: Here the businessman is puzzled!
Father: What is this? Do I have to move the villa there because of your whim from the Seychelles or, even worse, have to sell it?
The second daughter-in-law: I dream of leaving Goa all my life! I want to have a three-story mansion.
Leading: And again the father is indignant!
Father: And because of you, do I have to demolish the fourth floor of the mansion on Goa?
Leading: Only the third girl is silent, keeping quiet.
The businessman looked at the third and said.
Father: And here you are with my youngest son, the most beloved, with me, in our apartments you will live. You won't stay hungry or unkempt with such a person. And if you also know how to play "Tanchiki", then you have no price!
Third daughter-in-law: I can, how!
Leading: The daughter-in-law answered and put on the tanker's helmet. (puts on)
Together with the guards, two girls, the elder and middle sons, were escorted out. Those in parting gave all the signs to their gentlemen - like, will we call again? (showing with movements) Those nodded - of course!
And Ivanushka the fool with his betrothed in his father's mansion began to live and live, and coffee in the morning was delicious to drink.
Father: And play "Tanchiki"! Tyzh-tyzh-tyzh! (shoots with a stick at the son and daughter-in-law. (They pretend to shoot back, throw grenades in response, accompanying them with appropriate sounds.)
Leading: Well, where without it!
To applause, all the participants in the remade fairy tale come out and bow.
Redesigned birthday tale based on the poem "Telephone" by Korney Chukovsky
The holiday is always fun! Congratulations sound, beautiful toasts and so on.
Do you also want to make yourself and your guests laugh? Make a birthday boy or birthday girl by reading it by roles?
If so, you've come to the right place. We offer you a reworked fairy tale "Telephone". Give out words to the participants and have fun!
Preliminary preparation: print the text, dividing it by roles. Distribute words to 5 participants of the holiday and the presenter.
Characters:
- Leading;
- I (role from 1 person);
- Michael;
- Andrei;
- Anzor;
My phone is missing!
Who has seen? Where is he?
Was it on the dresser?
Or maybe he ran away to?
Maybe rolled into the bucket?
But how did he manage to do this?
I didn't drop it,
I guarded him.
Just yesterday with friends
We played football in the evening.
Well, as they drove, not by themselves,
And with their voices.
We were rooting for the team,
And we defeated the enemies!
And for this until the morning
We drank from a bucket!
We won the victory
But only, it seems, by the morning,
My phone was lost.
Well, nothing, I'll look.
Leading:
I rang the fast Mishka.
Hello, how are you?
Well, how do you like our bachelor party?
And drunkenness until the morning?
Michael:
So great we walked yesterday!
They shouted for ours so loudly
What is it this morning
I cannot speak.
And my head hurts ...
Is there something you wanted to ask?
I lost my phone.
You did not see? Did not met?
Michael:
It seems like I'm in the kitchen yesterday
I saw him in Andrey's hands.
Thank you, I'll call
And I'll wake up Andrey!
I am typing Andryukha,
I think I will say ...
- Hi Andrew!
Well how are you?
And how is your headache?
You are more than all the guys yesterday
I drank some wine. And to the bottom.
Leading:
Andrey, surprisingly,
He was cheerful, no doubt.
And questions about health
He answered without embarrassment.
Andrei:
And I've been on my feet for a long time
I'm not familiar with the fear of a hangover.
I trained for many years
Therefore, I did not get drunk.
You could learn from me,
How much to drink and not get drunk.
Well, and yours, how are you?
I answered him: "nishtyak".
I lost my phone.
I've already searched the whole house!
And I feel like no hands without him.
As if suddenly became blind and deaf,
And the wife must call.
What do i do? Well, how should I be?
Andrei:
Call Anzor,
He was tipsy yesterday
Congratulations on your phone
All friends and girlfriends in the village.
I type Anzor nervously,
I don't need such a shame.
Here the wife will come from the dacha,
She shouldn't see his SMS!
I know him, ladies' man ...
I just can't survive then ...
From his love vocabulary
My family will hack to death with an ax!
Leading:
And Anzor has already been
Tidying up at home.
Anzor:
I invite you to visit!
Who are we?
Anzor:
You and Tom!
No, I haven't seen your phone.
And I don't remember who I called.
I only remember the brand of the iPhone,
I gave it to someone!
In honor of the victory of the football team!
In honor of the victory over the common enemy!
But my wife will hurt me
If we don't find the phone!
I called, just in case,
Denu, he didn't drink with us yesterday.
He was on duty yesterday at work,
And therefore he was very sad.
I told him about the trouble
For which I'm worried.
Leading:
He replied:
And if I find it?
What do I get for this?
All you want! Whatever you ask!
Found it then ... You called him!
The moral of this fable is this:
Don't drink too much, even on your birthday
So that the head does not hurt in the morning!
So that there are phones without worry!
Fairy tale-remake for the New Year 2020 with songs "Twelve months"
Description:
Would you like to add an extra touch of humor and music to your company celebrating the New Year 2020? Yes please!
This funny, musical fairy tale-remake about 12 months, in a completely unexpected interpretation, will appeal to absolutely all participants in the process! Holiday greetings!
Preliminary preparation:
Record backing tracks:
- "A wonderful neighbor settled in our house",
- "Blue carriage",
- "Help me",
- "Five minutes".
Characters:
- Leading;
- Stepdaughter;
- 12 months (fewer people are possible).
- "Bushes" - 3 people are selected from the guests, who must depict bushes with movements.
- "Bonfire" - 3-4 people are selected from the guests, who, holding hands, squat down and depict the flames with their hands.
Throughout the entire scene, one of the brothers-months does not let the fire go out and periodically waves or blows, "kindles" the tongues of the fire. People depicting a bonfire begin to actively move their hands at these moments.
For this tale, special clothing attributes are not needed. The main thing is artistry and vocal abilities.
Leading: Our dear guests! Friends! We all remember the New Year's tale about 12 months, right? Well, when the evil stepmother sent the poor stepdaughter into a blizzard to collect snowdrops? In the fairy tale, everything ended well, but we had to worry about the girl ... But today, in the New Year, even this we simply cannot afford! I suggest you watch, or rather, listen to this tale in a completely new, New Year's interpretation! Want to? Then with my magic wand I am sending you all that fairy tale! (waves a magic wand)
So, I remind you: a poor girl, completely frozen from the cold, wanders through the forest, not finding snowdrops, almost despairing, but sees a light in the distance! Now, in a clearing, in a forest thicket, brothers-months have kindled a fire and are sitting, singing songs. They have their glasses already poured. They are preparing for the New Year in full! .. The Stepdaughter came closer and hid behind the nearest bushes. And this is what she heard ...
Four brothers take turns singing. Chorus - all together.
Reworked song "A wonderful neighbor settled in our house"
Settled in our house
New year is not the first time
We decorate the Christmas tree together,
To dance into the night!
Santa Claus we will wait
Necessarily, friends.
And maybe we won't get drunk
I will not promise!
Chorus (repeat 2x):
Pam-pam, pa-pa-ra-ra, pam-pam.
Pa-pa-ra-ra-pam-pam,
Pa-pa-ra-ra-pam, ru-ra-ru-ra-ra.
Verse 2:
New Year is a special holiday
We must appreciate it!
Santa Claus is such a mischievous person
And we are in love with him.
Every year he more and more often
Gives us gifts,
That cognac is not real
Or pour alcohol into the bottle!
Chorus (repeat 2x)
Verse 3:
Drinks with us
Sings songs together!
Happy New Year,
Drink vodka - goes to sleep.
Well, and we all represent
That he is Santa Claus
Although we all understand
It would freeze in the cold!
The chorus is sung in chorus (2 times)
Verse 4:
Now that holiday
For a year now.
We decorate the Christmas tree together,
Let's dance together!
I just don't understand
Who are my friends around?
I don't remember how I sleep,
I cannot recognize them!
The chorus is sung 2 times together, pouring wine into glasses.
Then a strong wind suddenly blew, the bushes stirred (people-bushes move) and the brothers-months saw the Stepdaughter.
We saw a girl in the bushes, pulled out and poured too. She now sits with everyone around the fire and drinks with everyone on an equal footing.
The next song is played. Sings another month. Chorus everyone sings along.
Reworked song "Blue Car" from the cartoon about Cheburashka
Verse 1:
The blue carriage runs, sways,
We look out the window as it flies.
New year and holiday are not forgiven
Soon, soon he will come running to us again!
Chorus:
Spreads like a white tablecloth on the ground,
And it runs straight into the spring.
And winter will settle in houses with a holiday,
Happiness will increase! I'm waiting for the New Year!
They pour it and drink it again.
The Stepdaughter rises and sings in a drunken, depraved voice.
Reworked song "Help Me!" from the movie "The Diamond Arm".
Chorus:
Help me! Help me!
To survive the New Year's Eve.
You see, I'm dying in an elite cafe,
I can't drink so much more !!!
Verse 1:
I was going to a corporate party
An honest girl
And she dressed so beautifully
I'm on the floor in a dress.
But you lured me into the net
Not a forest smile,
Poured me a glass for courage
And brought him to the dance floor!
Chorus:
Help me! Help me!
I will never repeat these "pas"!
Do you see dying? The dance is dying!
Well, I shouldn't have drunk so much !!!
They drink.
The next song is sung together!
Reworked song "Five Minutes"
Verse 1:
We enter the new year and they say
This is a chance to start over for the guys
Divide everything and multiply
Caress or cuddle
Buy everything or sell.
Chorus:
Five minutes, five minutes
We have been in the heat for a long time!
And the potatoes are crumpled there,
And the kebab has long been in the tan
Pour in glasses
The clock strikes with great heat
The President congratulates us here and there!
Leading: And they began to celebrate the New Year for 12 months with their stepdaughter, merrily and amicably! And we have to go! Happy New Year!
Funny fairy tale "Teremok" in a new way for a wedding (by roles)
Description:
At the wedding, it is very important that in the script dedicated to this bright event in the life of the young, there must be a mini-script with funny scenes, fairy tales, reworked in a new way, in which every guest at the wedding could take part!
We offer you a game - a funny fairy tale-alteration "Teremok" in a new way. She will bring a lot of positive, bright, funny colors to the general event dedicated to this solemn day in the life of the newlyweds.
The main rule and task of this fairy tale is to say your duty phrase in time and perform an action, if it is in the script for this character. The rest of the guests can only have fun from the heart!
Have a wonderful holiday with our fairy tale about "Teremok", it will leave an indescribable feeling!
Preliminary work:
- Recording instrumental music to mark the beginning of the tale and its end.
- Outline the mansion with a beautiful table, chairs, and a tea set on the table. Put sweets and bagels in a vase.
- Chairs should be positioned so that all guests can see the characters.
- Need a frog mop playing cards for the chanterelle.
Characters:
- Leading. He can also be a toastmaster. Dressed in a suit.
- Bear. The man. A hat with earflaps turned inside out. The ears should stick out in all directions. A large bear nose is drawn on the face.
- Little mouse. Woman. Wrapped up like an old woman in a plaid or shawl. A long mustache and a nose are drawn on the face.
- Frog frog. The man. There is a green rubber swimming cap on the head. There are flippers on the legs. In the hands of a mop.
- Runaway bunny. The man. Dressed like a stripper. Behaves much the same. He says his usual phrase and dances erotically.
- Little fox sister. Girl in high heels. Spectacular, fox collar on the shoulders. Bright make-up. A fox tail is behind.
- Top gray barrel. The man. Checkered shirt, wolf tail on the back of the pants. On the head there are ears made of cardboard and a rim, hair is disheveled.
Duty phrases of the participants:
- Bear: What? I’m not!
- Little mouse: Hello how are you?
- Frog frog: It's dirty here. I'll clean it up! (mops the floors)
- Runaway bunny: Who will dance with me? (erotic dance)
- Little fox sister: Will we play cards? Chur, I'm giving away!
- Spinning top gray barrel: But you don't have to attribute me anywhere!
Note: The presenter reads a fairy tale, and its participants, when they hear the name of their character, say a phrase on duty.
Leading: Dear guests! Our dear spouses! Today, on this one of the most solemn and exciting days in your life, allow me from the bottom of my heart to wish your home to be a full cup! To always have a place for good friends! But just not the same as in our reworked fairy tale about Teremok in a new way. See and remember how it shouldn't be in a normal family!
Music sounds.
In the middle of a steep village, in the silence of a thicket, stands a real mansion. So tall, handsome! With carved balconies and windows. It seems that no one is at home. I ran past, quite by accident, on my own business, Mouse-noorushka.
Runs out mouse and says his phrase: "Hello, how are you?"
Leading: She looked around and saw the mansion was standing. And no one in it! So I decided to sit on the veranda, drink tea. The frog-frog ran after ...
The frog jumps out, looks around.
I saw that the Little Mouse was drinking tea (she says her phrase) and decided to keep her company. Came closer and asked: Why can't you sit at home? What are you doing in someone else's mansion? And the mouse-norushka answered (speaks a phrase): they say, I’ll just have some tea and then I’ll go on business. If you want - sit with me, rest. The frog-frog entered the mansion (a phrase from the frog) and they began to drink tea together and gossip.
A runaway bunny ran past (a bunny runs out and says his duty phrase and dances). Yes, he ran so fast that he ran around the mansion three times, until he noticed the Little Mouse (the duty phrase) and the frog-frog (the duty phrase). He stopped and asked, what are you actually doing here?
And the girlfriends had to make excuses that they were running by, they decided to sit and drink tea. Why are you asking, bunny-bunny? (the usual phrase of the Hare and an erotic dance).
And the Runaway Bunny answers (a phrase on duty and a dance) that he was just jogging, he saw on the veranda of someone else's mansion a Little Mouse (phrase) and a frog-frog (phrase and action). So I decided to come closer and sit in the house.
They invited a runaway bunny (phrase and dance) into the house. They sat down at the table, poured tea.
How long did they sit for a short time, but Chanterelle-sister was already running by (Fox runs out and says his duty phrase). And then he asks: who are you and what are you doing here?
I am a Little Mouse (duty phrase), I am a frog-frog (duty phrase and washing the floor), I am a runaway bunny (duty phrase and dance). Here, we sit, we drink tea, we are waiting for the owner. And who are you? And she answers:
I am Sister Chanterelle! (duty phrase). Can I sit with you too?
Friends and Lisa were invited to visit. They sit in the panoramic windows and stare!
Here a gray Volchok ran past their mansion. (A wolf runs out and nervously announces its duty phrase).
He saw someone sitting in the mansion drinking tea and asking:
Can I go with you? A?
- And who are you? - asks the mouse-noorushka (phrase).
- And why did you come to us? - asks the frog-frog (phrase and action).
- And what do you want? - asks the runaway bunny? (phrase and action)
- Do you have money? - just in case, I'm interested in the little fox-sister (duty phrase).
I am a Spinning Top-gray barrel! (wolf's duty phrase). I was just walking by, I see you are all sitting ... You wanted to visit. Will you accept?
Okay, - said the Mouse-Norushka (phrase), come in, you will be a guest.
Just look, don’t press it! - warns the frog-frog (duty phrase and action).
And especially here do not download the right! - the Runaway Bunny asks in advance (phrase and dance).
And you sit closer to me! - offers the Chanterelle-sister (duty phrase).
So Volchok-gray barrel remained with new friends in the mansion. (Wolf's duty phrase).
Here the Bear passed by their friendly company.
The Bear appears and says his duty phrase.
- Hello everybody! - Bear raised his paw (phrase).
And who is there, in the mansion? I don't see something ...
I’m a Mouse Mouse! (phrase)
I'm a frog frog! (phrase)
I'm a Runaway Bunny! (phrase).
I'm Sister Chanterelle! (phrase)
I am a Spinning Top-gray barrel! (phrase)
What do you want?
Bear: Yes, I passed by, I see you are sitting here! You are a Little Mouse (phrase), you are a frog-frog (phrase), you are a runaway bunny (phrase), you are a little fox-sister (phrase), well, you are a top gray barrel (phrase). So I look at you and think: did you accidentally make a mistake with the house? You went to the wedding to (the names of the bride and groom says), as I went, right?
All beasts in chorus: Yes!
Bear: So it's not here! Let's go see you!
Leading: And the animals went after the bear: Little mouse (phrase), Frog-frog (phrase), Bunny-bouncing (phrase), Fox-sister (phrase), Volchok gray barrel (phrase). And they came to our celebration. I just forgot to ask you ...
The presenter invites all the participants to the stage, to bow and asks: Tell me, please, are you all there, drinking tea in someone else's house ...
Well, how do you like it? Was it tasty?
And all the participants loudly shout in chorus: No! Bitterly!
Fairy tale-rework "Flower-seven-flower" by roles on March 8
There is only one holiday in a year dedicated to beautiful women. So how do you make it truly the most incredible, memorable? So that all women understand: whatever they wish on that day, everything will certainly come true.
For this case, it was the fairy tale-alteration "The Flower-Seven-Flower" by Valentin Kataev that was prepared.
In our original and unique interpretation, it can be shown at any holiday (at home or in a team, at a corporate party, etc.) dedicated to International Women's Day on March 8!
Preliminary preparation:
- Make a huge chamomile with colorful, falling petals.
- Sofa (chair);
- Beer bottles;
- Kitchen table;
- Chair;
- Crown;
- Bin.
- Recording of the song "The main thing is the weather in the house."
Characters:
- Wife. She is dressed in a modest robe, a kerchief on her head. There is a beautiful dress under the robe, stylish styling under the kerchief.
- Husband. In a T-shirt and sweatpants.
- Hooligans. 3 people in tracksuits and caps.
- Girls-beauties. 3 girls, defiantly dressed and brightly colored.
- Flower delivery. Young man in specials. suit. In the hands of a statement and a pen.
- Leading. The man.
Scene 1.
Leading: Our dear women! On this holiday, it is impossible not to give you flowers! But in our case, we want to give you not a simple flower, but a "seven-flower" flower. Remember this tale? Let's see how it can be in our real life... Let's dream a little? So, an ordinary average family lives in an ordinary average apartment. Everything is as usual: the woman is in the kitchen, and the man is on the couch.
The man is lying on the couch. The wife is busy in the kitchen. Call or knock at the door.
Husband: Hey, wife, someone came there! Go open up!
Wife: Can't you?
Husband (indignantly, almost dropping a bottle of beer): Of course not! I'm busy!
Opens the door. A flower delivery man is on the doorstep.
Flower delivery: Hello! Is this house 8, apartment 35?
Wife (confused): Yes ...
Flower delivery: Write it down, get it. (hands over a huge seven-flowered flower)
Wife: Are you not mistaken with the address, young man?
Wife embarrassed: Thank you ...
Flower delivery: How to use you know?
Wife: Well, are you serious, or what?
Flower delivery: Of course! Look at the instructions. You tear off one petal and say the following text: “Fly, fly, petal. Through west to east, through north, through south. Come back in a circle! As soon as you touch the ground, be in my opinion! " And make a wish. Clear? One petal, one desire. Goodbye and happy holidays again!
Wife: Thank you young man and goodbye! (closes the door). This is, of course, some kind of crazy ... But why not try?
The wife comes closer to her husband lying on the couch. Tears off the petal and says the text, and then the very desire: "I want my husband to get up from the sofa!"
The husband jumps off the couch and looks at her with frightened eyes. However, he cannot move.
Wife: Wow! Works! Come on ... (the text says again and makes the next wish): "I want you to stop drinking!"
The husband with horror takes the bottles of beer with his naughty hands and throws them into the trash can. There is no limit to his horror. He almost cries when he looks at his wife.
The wife takes the next petal. Speaks the text and makes a third wish: "I want to become a prince!"
The husband obediently puts on a crown and bows politely to her.
Wife continues to make wishes: "I only want to sleep with me!"
Three beauties approach her husband flirtatiously. But he in every way moves away from them and fights back. Those, upset, leave.
Wife: "To roll to the rude!"
Three hooligans "attack" my husband, and he scatters them professionally. They run away in fear.
Wife: "To take out the trash every morning!"
The husband, terrified, grabs the bin and takes it out. Shouting to his wife: “Stop it all! Stop, please! "
The wife stops and looks at the Seven-Blossom Flower. The last petal remains. The wife says the text and makes a last wish.
I want a lot of things!
But I love him and this!
Let him remain himself!
The main thing is to be with me!
The wife takes off her robe and kerchief and stands already in a beautiful dress and hairdo. The husband hugs his wife.
The song "The main thing is the weather in the house."
It would be nice if the husband himself sang this song to the backing track.
Musical fairy tale remake for a man's anniversary
All women know perfectly well how difficult it is to please a man with a gift! And it doesn't matter how old he is: 6 or 60. Except, excuse me, cars, socks, ties, gels and deodorants, nothing special comes to mind ... Unfortunately, of course!
But fortunately, it is for your man who will celebrate the anniversary that this completely exclusive, never-before-seen fairy tale-remake, and a musical one, has been prepared!
And not even one! For the birthday man, you and a team of like-minded people can perform a real fabulous REP! Not you personally, but different heroes of fairy tales, in which you will reincarnate!
A musical fairy tale-alteration is easy to perform, only one thing is important, and this is the difficulty - not to laugh yourself during the performance!
So, have a good celebration of the anniversary of your dear man! Have fun!
Preliminary preparation:
- Record a rap-appropriate beat.
- Prepare costumes for fairy tale characters.
Characters:
Buratino... The man. A multi-colored cap on the head and a long nose with an elastic band are made of cardboard.
Gingerbread man... The man. Round bun mask with an elastic band with ruddy cheeks. Eyes with slits to show. A smile all over her face. A cap on the head, a scarf on the neck.
Turnip... Young curvy girl. A beautiful hat in the form of tops. Short skirt. Bright beautiful makeup.
Ryaba Chicken. It is desirable that a strong, stout man plays her. The costume is a multi-tiered, wide, in the form of a ballet, but longer, skirt. On the head is a small cap with a tuft. In the hands of a huge egg made of papier-mâché. A thickly drawn mustache and eyebrows are on the face. Red apple cheeks. Speaks with a Georgian accent.
Fabulous rap.
Pinocchio:
Look closely at this picture.
What is painted there? That's right, the picture.
The door opens with a golden key
Without it, we can't all get home.
So look at me all is one.
Who am I from a fairy tale? Of course, Buratino!
Kolobok:
Threw me from hare to wolf,
But all of them were easily confused by me.
But a black streak came
In the forest at the edge of the forest, I met a fox.
This is where my ruddy side suffered.
After all, I'm from a fairy tale. My name is Kolobok. (E, komon!)
Turnip:
Everyone told me: “Don't trust him, baby.
He is older than you, he is an old grandfather.
He put you in a small garden,
Lovingly watered, every other day he came up.
And the time has come for the hair-strands
Grabbed you poor so roughly from behind.
You shouldn't have listened to this grandfather,
She grew up over there - a silly turnip.
He and his grandmother dragged you,
Moreover, he invited the whole family.
You resisted for a long time,
And the mouse came running and that's all - immediately gave up.
And pulled out by the whole family.
You with tops and earth. " (Yo-yo-yo)
Ryaba chicken (poorly speaking Russian):
And I will tell you a fairy tale about
As I pecked grain every day.
And everything seemed to be peaceful,
Until the golden egg was born.
How that grandfather fell off the chain here,
He took the hammer and like an athlete
Long and tediously hit him like that,
That my head, a chicken, almost broke!
That's just not what he ran into!
My egg didn't give up!
I called my grandmother, whispered in my ear,
So that my egg is torn to shreds.
But the grandmother is not strong either.
Didn't beat my egg!
Here, unfortunately, the mouse ran.
I even got to know her a little
She lives in my chicken coop,
He eats with me, drinks water with me.
But her tail, such a brazen scoundrel,
He waved on the egg and then the end came.
My testicle broke ...
Somehow it happened.
And what am I hearing? That grandfather roars
And the grandmother sobs after the grandfather
They themselves don't know what they want,
Only the egg won't come back.
Okay, I regretted the face of the old people,
I give birth to you a simple, white egg! (YOOYO! Evribadi!)
During their performances, the heroes of fairy tales dance to the beat of a given beat.
At the end, everyone goes to the middle of the hall and bows to the applause of the guests. Then, dancing to the beat, they leave.
Cool audio fairy tale-rework without words for actors: video
We bring to your attention a ready-made cool audio tale-rework for actors and without words!
You can take part in it in a fun and easy way! The main thing is a sense of humor and artistry! And do not even doubt that everyone, without exception, will laugh!
A cool audiokazka is also good because you practically don't need to prepare for it. Only a few attributes are required to denote a particular role. Moreover, it can be at your discretion!
