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If you are arranging a holiday on the occasion of the anniversary, then you need to properly prepare for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. Even better, if you have a couple of scenes that will make you laugh so that the guests fall off their chairs. For example, a scene: hu and li is a great option for an anniversary. Hu and li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. Only one name will cause delight and laughter among guests. And what will happen next, you will find out for yourself.
Everyone knows how great it is to get together with a group of friends and sit in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting for you, there are new impromptu fairy tales for a drunken group of friends on different holidays. For example, for an anniversary or a new year, a birthday or just for friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.
How to sit well with friends, drink beer and discuss last news. But sooner or later, simple gatherings get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What do you want to play? Maybe in new fairy tales-alterations for a drunken company? It is very easy to play roles in such fairy tales. You only need to distribute the roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.
Whatever holiday you are celebrating, you always need to arrange games and contests, hold fun game blocks, and even make fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a performance, one has to rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? Here, an instant impromptu performance for a cheerful company comes to the rescue, which does not require preparation and rehearsals. You only need to choose the guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words, and that's it - you can show the scene for the judgment of the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.
SKETCHES
Incident in a restaurant
(characters: guy, girl, waiter)
A guy and a girl enter a restaurant, sit down at a free table, study the menu and call the waiter.
Waiter: Good evening. What would you like?
Guy: Hello. I'd like your signature roasted pheasant, please.
Waiter: So well fried with a crispy crust?
Guy: Yes.
Waiter: With spices?
Guy: With spices.
Waiter: And such that the meat is juicy and tender?
Guy: Well, yes!
Waiter: And one that has an appetizing smell of wood smoke from a fire?
Guy (annoyed): Well, yes, with all the cases, everything is written here! (points to the menu).
Waiter: You know, unfortunately, we don't have a pheasant today.
Guy: How not? Why are you messing with my head then?
Waiter: Sorry, I forgot. There was a pheasant yesterday. And flew away. Right out the window. From the kitchen. Didn't follow.
Guy (addressing the girl): Wow, pheasants fly out of their windows here! (to the waiter): Do you have a restaurant or a zoo here?
Waiter: Restaurant. But the zoo supplies us with food.
Guy: Well, you give! (turns to the girl): Maybe then you will order something for yourself, but for now I will look for something else (reads the menu).
Girl: And for me, please, this “magic borscht” (points to the menu).
Waiter: Oh, "magic borscht"! You have made a wonderful choice! Are you so rich?
Girl: Yes.
Waiter: And with sour cream?
Girl: With sour cream.
Waiter: And for such an aroma to come from him almost a kilometer away?
Girl: Well, yes.
Waiter: In such a beautiful ceramic pot?
Girl: In a pot, in a pot, everything is written here (points to the menu).
Waiter: Oh, sorry, I don't think we have borscht.
Girl: How not?
Waiter: Not anymore, but recently was.
Guy: How is it?
Waiter: The chef has prepared such rich borscht today, well, just super borscht! And ate. The borscht turned out so delicious that the cook could not resist and ate the whole thing clean! Can you choose something else?
Guy: Yes, you don’t have a restaurant here, but the devil knows what! Either their pheasant flew away, then the zoo supplies them with food, then the cook ate borscht! There is no guarantee that you will not have another dish!
Waiter: There is a guarantee. I give a guarantee. I can list the dishes that we definitely have.
Girl: Well, enumerate.
Waiter: Doshirak noodles, semolina, soft-boiled eggs, jacket potatoes, oatmeal sir...
Guy (interrupting) Enough, enough! You have one thing on the menu, but in reality it is completely different. Call the manager.
Waiter: Are you in charge?
Guy: Yes, chief.
Waiter: Such the most important thing, so that no one is more important than him?
Guy: Yes, that's right!
Waiter: So solid and serious, to listen to you carefully?
Guy: Yes, solid and serious!
Waiter: And preferably with a pen and notepad to write down all your claims?
Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes! Call someone already, before my roof goes with you here! Waiter: Oh! And you know, our solid manager has died. Yesterday he died. Yesterday I wrote down the client's claims in a notebook and died right there! From a heart attack.
Guy (takes the girl by the hand): Let's run, rather, from here before we have a heart attack! (run away).
Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with a bow and arrows go out to do their job. An unusual scene where participants will need to go down to the auditorium.
The plot is this: the girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to drive the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene from the heart.
This scene can be put on March 8, and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to start and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.
A scene for March 8, in which men will joke about typical female things. This scene will well dilute the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.
It is difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone solves the most difficult task - what to give?! That's what we're joking about in this scene.
This scene can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8, and at a corporate party of a beauty salon or store. After all, everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.
Imagine that car designers finally decided to create a purely feminine car. Yes, and give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.
Scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. Birthday party for joy and guests for fun.
Another humorous scene on the topic of finding a birthday present. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems to be completely unsolvable. In this story, both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves.
By the way, this scene is also suitable for the anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more - the more fun the scene will be.
Sketches about school, study
By the name of the scene, it is already clear that it is the most school-like one. The plot is as follows: the headmaster gathers a meeting to prepare the educational institution for the arrival of a strict inspection.
It is always interesting to imagine how children will be taught like this in forty, fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you get a good scene for a school concert.
We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This scene will look organic in a concert on the occasion of the last call or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.
Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit, we tried to show what his lesson would look like.
Imagine that because of the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders of all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The scene is also good because it is massive, but everyone does not need to learn the words.
New Year's scenes
Dynamic, modern, and most importantly - a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is this: Santa Claus reads the children's letters and is finally disappointed in them.
Scenario New Year's party for younger students. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Ded Moroz and Snegurochka in one scenario. Humor guaranteed!
Scenes-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert, they will connect even the most motley numbers. Jokes are light, funny, New Year's.
Anything can happen on New Year's Eve. The scene is exactly about this: the artistic director arranges a scolding for the artists who performed at the children's New Year's matinees. A scene in the spirit of the Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.
The new most relevant script for the children's New Year's holiday. Recognizable modern characters: Pyaterochka cashier, Santa Claus, Snegurochka, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.
The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been moved to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department was asked to stage a scene, take it and don't suffer.
The plot of the scene is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the new year for the office staff. As you understand, all your intra-office joys and actualities can be woven into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!
Let's fast forward three hundred years ago and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do it in the form of a funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be just bomb.
Actual New Year's scene on a school theme. About how hard it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.
The plot of the scene is as follows: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for the preparation of Santa Clauses. How are they without training? You can show such a scene both at KVN and at the New Year's concert.
tic-tac-toe
To activate guests during a lull in the holiday, play this game. You will only need a marker and a specially prepared field for "crosses and zeros". But... Under each game square where crosses will be placed, a game task should be hidden - let it be on the back side of the playing field. Cross number 1 - task: "I want to drink." Cross number 2 - task: "I'll sing right now!" .Cross number 3 - task: "I want to kiss!". Cross number 4 - task: "Oh, what a woman! Let's dance!". Thus, you will fill the protracted lull with fun.
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AH, POTATOES!
The game can be played at a birthday, anniversary, the hero of the occasion participates in it. A certain number of potato tubers (5-7 pieces) are placed on the chair and covered with material or newspaper. All this is done so that the birthday man does not see. After that, they invite the hero of the occasion. and they offer him to sit on a newspaper under which there are potatoes on a chair, to fidget while sitting and determine how many potato tubers are there.
BABA YAGA Relay game. A simple bucket is used as a mortar, a mop is used as a broom. The participant stands with one foot in the bucket, the other remains on the ground. With one hand he holds a bucket by the handle, and in the other hand he holds a mop. In this position, it is necessary to go the whole distance and pass the mortar and broom to the next one.
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BILBOKE
An old French game with a tied ball that is tossed and caught in a spoon. Take a thick thread or string 40 cm long. Glue one end with adhesive tape to a table tennis ball, and the other to the bottom of a plastic cup or tie it to the handle of a plastic mug. Your bilbock is ready. Several people are playing. It is necessary to throw the ball up and catch it in a glass or mug. One point is awarded for this. Catch the ball in turn until you miss. The one who misses passes the bilbock to the next player. The winner is the one who scores the agreed number of points first.
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BROWN BEAR - POLAR BEAR
Two players compete. Necessary props - Coca-Cola, vodka, 2 glasses. Cola is poured into the glasses of the players. This is a brown bear. It needs to be turned white. This is done in the following way. The player takes a sip, and the liquid in the glass is topped up to the previous level with vodka. The player takes a sip again - the level returns to the original level again, with an infusion of vodka. This is repeated until the liquid in the glass turns white. If the players are still able to continue the game, then it goes to reverse order. Vodka is drunk - cola is added until the glass becomes completely brown. The winner... Ahem, the lucky winner is announced that he won the next morning after a difficult awakening. Attention: you should not play this game if you are not confident in your own abilities and do not know your norm. Be aware of the possibility of alcohol poisoning.
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ONLY GIRLS IN JAZZ
Men dress up in women's outfits and participate in "ladies'" competitions, in which, for one reason or another, women do not actively participate. For example, in the games described here with removing the rubber band from the waist, counting sweets in an opaque bag lying on a stool with the help of priests, etc. your clothes, your hair. It warms up the audience well even at an official concert.
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